... And Gentle Rains Will Come, And the spring itself when wake the dawn will Barely know that we disappeared...
Main fandoms: Hannibal, OFF, SPN, Welcome to night Vale, Good Omens, Assassin's Creed, Adventure Time.NEXT
Assassins at work.
My favourite thing in AC1 (beside annoying Malik even if my mission wasn’t in his town) was to ride my horse in the stream of people just before Jerusalem and hit every single one of them.
Assassin at work, bitches.
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
A personal proposal to pants purveyors.*
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*Of course, we know it’s possible to find women’s jeans with real pockets, but it shouldn’t be as ridiculously hard as it is, should it?
My Other List of Demands:
- Women’s pants with durable fabric
- A Standard Sizing System for Women’s Jeans
It shouldn’t be that hard to find all of these, and more power to you if you like anything on/not on that list, but damn. Women’s clothing is getting to the point of ridiculousness when I need to spend two hours shopping for ONE PAIR OF PANTS.
who got creative this time?
Haytham: Ratonhnhaké:ton, where are you?
I’ll do Edward’s one another time.
Commonly confused medieval weapons, a powerpoint by me.
Now stop screwing them up, seriously, or I will put a medieval weapon in your head.
Tumblr is endearing me to being lectured at in Comic Sans
- Welcome to Night Vale: “A Story About Them”
Chilton in Yakimono - Fuck Series
"A Sticky Situation" (1960) by Carl Barks
I like how advertising is literally still exactly as sexist as they’re joking about in this comic from 54 years ago.
WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT
YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT
"I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS" "oh hey sabrina."
I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid
taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere,
every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again
and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.
I don’t see how this is much of a downside
When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve
Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know